Thing

This is the start off story of me and my friend Sofia's characters from our book. We're 12, so we have time to act stupid and have fun before we get serious in our writing. So here is our little friend James being a complete idiot ( Once again )

James: "Whoa! Cyrus look at the rainbow outiside!"

Cyrus: "James, you moron I'm kinda busy."

James: "With what?"

Cyrus: "Uhm...my daughter?"

James: "Oh. That thing."

Cyrus: "Excuse me?"

James: "Nothing Cyrus..."

Cyrus: "Do you want me to get Ellie?"

James: "Oh! No,no,no,no!!"

Cyrus: "Ellie! James just called Vicky a thing!"

Ellie: "YOU DID WHAT!?"

James: "Okay, it was a joke! I didn't mean to call her a thing. I meant to say....she's a bing!"

Ellie & Cyrus: "Bing?"

Ellie: "What the hell is that?"

James: *sighs* "I'm screwed"

Cyrus: "Yes, yes you are"

James: *Gives evil eye*

Ellaine: "What the hell is going on you idiots excluding Ellie?"

Ellie: "Thank you Ellaine."

Cyrus: "Your...uhm...idiotic boyfriend just called our daughter a thing!"

Ellaine: "James Jones! What in God's name am I going to do with you?!"

James: "Kiss me?"

Ellie: *mutters* "Obviously not that, you stupid moron."

James: "I think 'stupid' and 'moron' are part of the same category..."

Cyrus: "Stop trying to be smart ass with my wife Jameson!"

James: "IT'S JAMES NOT JAMESON!!! YOU DICKWAD!!"

Ellaine: "Come on you idiot. Stop trying to show up people smarter than you..." *Grabs arm and pulls down hallway*

James: "NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE TAKEN TO THE DRAGONS CAVE!"

Ellaine: "Can you shut up?"

James: "Why can't you?"

Ellaine: "Excuse me?"

James: *defeated sigh* "Nothing dear..."

THE END!!